It's Getting Worse
We have just received news that the outlaw biker gang invading our area is in the process of upgrading their scooters to a formidable new machine. Once they acquire these new machines they will become virtually unstoppable.
Our only chance now is through a local man who seems to know these individuals and may be able to reason with them. This man, for privacy reasons, will be referred to as 'Anonymous'.
posted by Tramp at
Friday, October 13, 2006
4 Comments:
Um.....I retract my previous statements.
I...I..I.. don't know these people.
"I'll be right with you officer, I just have to shut down my computer."
Sorry!
On Friday, October the 13th at 5:25 pm, Federal and local law enforcement agencies arrested a one, Mr. Jim Anonymous, at his place of employment. After serving a search warrant of his home, agents discovered a lab in the basement of his residence, containing some 50 gentically altered turkeys. Upon testing, the fowl
were found to contain astronomical amounts of tryptophan. It is our belief, that with the assistance of
family members disguised as little old ladies on scooters, these birds were being distributed on the black market. The average weight of the turkeys is 10 to 12 lbs. The wire baskets on the front of the scooters are the perfect size to hold these birds for delivery. In an attempt to step up operations as Thanksgiving Day is approaching, it was called to our attention that an upgraded transport was about to be deployed. As the result of an ongoing, covert investigation, we successfully shut down this operation
on Friday evening. Mr. Jim Anonymous and various family members are being held until charges can be filed.
The motive man!
You forgot the MOTIVE!
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