Press One For...

Colleen sent me some signs she saw out front of a local bar and grill.









Ain't it the truth.

Now Corrine has found the perfect message to replace that whole 'Press 1 for English' crap that is found on telephone answering services today. She says we should use this in it's stead.



New Telephone Greeting

Wouldn't it be pretty doggone wonderful if this caught on all over the country?

"GOOD MORNING,

WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ."

"Press "1" if you speak English."
"Press "2" to disconnect until you can"


I think Corrine is being too nice. I favor this setup.

"Press "1" if you speak English."
"Press "2" to have INS sent to your location immediately!"