Thanks To Sweet
You can now include this on your resume.
Watch their faces light up when you tell them you made the paper that is in their hands right now!
That job is a sure bet indeed!
How To Make Elephant-Shit Paper
This explains the process by which paper is made from dried elephant shit:
1. collecting the elephant dung
2. wash dung and boil for 5 hours
3. to bleach
4. spin dung to cut fibres for up to 3 hours and add colour
5. weigh out into equal weight balls
6. sift evenly into frames
7. dry in the sun
8. sanding to a smooth surface
9. assembly of products.
UPDATE: A reader has a question and Sweet would like to answer it personally.
Anonymous asks,
Do you use a number poo pencil to write on it?
Anon,
Yes, number pooh pencils are available…..look.
Sweet
xoxoxoxo
posted by Tramp at
Sunday, October 01, 2006
12 Comments:
Do you use a number poo pencil to write on it?
Excellent question!
I'll have to ask Sweet.
Thanks! Now that the pencils are squared away,
can you point me in the proper direction for elephant shit?
Depending on which type you prefer, India or Africa will get you set up.
Or, if you don't feel like travelling that far, I'm sure the closest zoo will be happy to accommodate you!
Be prepared for some odd looks though.
I'm used to it. You should see the looks I get when I walk into a bank with a ski mask on. IT'S COLD AS HELL OUT THERE! LIGHTEN UP!
Don't take this the wrong way.
I believe you are a prime candidate for behavior modification therapy.
Been there, done that. LOVED IT!
No shock therapy, I take it.
I hated that part!
The most shock treatment I was subjected to
was finding out that Santa and The Easter Bunny
do not exist. That stung pretty bad.
Wait, WHAT?
Don't even kid about that!
You had me going there!
Whoops! What I meant to say is that Santa and the Easter Bunny are not allowed to travel together. It's like the President and the Vice president can't travel together on the same plane. Sorry about that, I've should've been
more clear on that.
Perfection is in the details.
And why is it that Laurel and Hardy cannot travel together.
Stupidity overload?
I saw Bush's permanent record. Over and over it said, "Does not play well with others".
Ain't it the truth!
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