With Apologies To Browns Fans
What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and the Taliban?
A. The Taliban has a running game.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."
Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Browns player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. Where do you go in Cleveland in case of a tornado?
A. Browns Stadium - they never get a touchdown there.
Q. Why was the Cleveland coach upset when the Browns playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Superbowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns.
Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q. How can you tell when the Cleveland Browns are going to run the football?
A. The running back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.
posted by Tramp at
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
2 Comments:
Driving Art Modell out of Cleveland was a terrible
thing for Browns fans. I didn't like the way things were
going at the end of Arts reign in Cleveland either, at the time. But to think that an owner of a football team made decisions just to torture the fans was insane. Art Modell
and the Cleveland Browns did more over the years to bring revenue into the city than the Indians and Cavaliers
combined. For the city to leave Art out in the cold
after helping the Indians and Cavs build new facilities
was just plain disrespectful. Hiring Bill Belecheck (sp?),
what has that guy ever done...Oh never mind. I didn't
like him at the time, but not a bad call on Arts part.
I thought Art Modell was an idiot, just like everybody else did back then. But once they were gone, I realized
maybe it was US, the fans, who were being idiots.
Art Modell is a good person and has always been so.
What an ugly way to end an era.
I've covered this before and most Browns fans don't care. But it is true. See the post here.
http://trampsriverbank.blogspot.com/2006/08/little-cleveland-browns-history.html
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