BREAKING NEWS

From Carrie.

Editing by Tramp

(You didn't think it was going up like that, Carrie? Right?)



Terror Alert in Cleveland

Cleveland ,OH --Cleveland Browns football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The head coach immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.