Introducing The New Girl

Southern Girl is here and wants to say hello to everyone!

Hi y'all, sorry I'm late.

The damn horse was bein' stubborn, the wind was wreaking havoc with my skirt and my hair and I couldn't find the place at first, what with all the zigs and zags I had to make to avoid the paparazzi.

How am I doin so far on the "complaining" part?

I will test out the "free beer within a 10 mile radius" benefit in about half an hour.

I'll let ya know how I fare in that regard.