That Sounds About Right

Here are some of my most recent favorite quotes. - Tramp

"You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun,
Than you can with a kind word alone."

--The Great Al Capone


"Life is not a static thing.
The only people who do not change their minds,
Are incompetents in asylums,
And those in cemeteries."

--Everett McKinley Dirksen


"Saying something interesting and intelligent,
Is quite different from blowing air out of your face."

--Tramp


"Germany is filing a war crimes lawsuit against Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld for allegedly allowing the torture of prisoners in Iraq and Guantanamo Bay.

Man, that's when you know you've crossed the line --
when Germans are accusing you of war crimes."
--Jay Leno