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It was in the late 1800's and a woman was walking down the street in Salt Lake City. She thinks she recognizes the man walking towards her and stops him.
"Are you Brigham Young?"
"I am."
"Are you the Brigham Young that led the people to Utah?"
"I am."
"Are you the Brigham Young that founded Salt Lake City?"
"I am."
Quite indignantly she asks "Are you the Brigham Young that started polygamy for the Mormons?"
"I am."
More indignantly, "Are you the Brigham Young that has 26 wives?"
"I am."
"You should be hung!"
"I am."


The young mother wanted so much to be a part of her teenage children's group. She worked hard at learning all the styles the young mothers wore and all foods the children like to eat. She always tried to look young and spiffy and to have an abundant supply of snacks when the gang dropped by. She even learned how to talk "young" learning all the buzz words and hip sayings. One day all this came to a screeching halt when, after serving the right snacks, she heard herself say to a room full of hormone dripping teenagers, "If anyone want secs, just let me know. I'll be in the kitchen getting it ready."