Dogs, Diets And Sweet

Here she to tell you about it.

Jokes only a dog lover could enjoy!

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Duh!
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no . . . . .
I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door