More Funnies From Trev

Trev sent these to me.
I told him that they are funny but kind of old.
He said, "I'm old. What's wrong with old?"

So here they are.


One day, a mom was cleaning her son's room, and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.
This was highly upsetting for her.
She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.
He looked at it, and handed it back to her without a word.
She finally asked him, "Well, what should we do about this?"
The dad looked at her and said, "Well, I don't think you should spank him.

Mary and Sue hadn't seen each other for years.
When they finally sat down to lunch, Mary was stunned at how trim and healthy Sue looked.
"My God," she said, "What do you do to stay so fit?"
"Well," answered Sue, "I've found that nothing keeps me trimmer than having affairs."
"Really!" exclaimed Mary, looking her friend up and down. "You simply must tell me who does your catering!"

After the annual office party, John woke up with a headache, cotton- mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife was preparing breakfast.
"Gina," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
"Even worse," she declared, her voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete jerk of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the president of the company to his face!"
"He's a jerk, piss on him."
"You did," Gina informed him. "And he fired you."
"Well, screw him!," said John.
"I did. You're back at work on Monday!"

The Sheriff in a small Texas town south of San Antonio walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"
The Cowboy says, "Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her.
So I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt.
So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.
So I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts.
So I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... "
And here I am.