How Do You Get To Heaven

My answer was always, "Make a right at the choice!"

Here is Corrine's.


I was testing the children in my Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,would that get me into Heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered."

If I cleaned the church every day,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?"I asked them again.

Again, they all answered, "NO!"

I was just bursting with pride for them.

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."

Oh, yeah!