New Baby

From Irene.

Hey! That's not funny!

Minutes after a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside and said, "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."
The woman exclaimed, "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"