Quotes Of Note

From Irene.

"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."-- Elizabeth Taylor

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."-- Rod Stewart

"We need laws that protect everyone. Men and women, straights and gays, regardless of sexual perversion.. .ah, persuasion."-- Bella Abzug, New York politician (addressing a rally for the Equal Rights Amendment)

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"-- Dustin Hoffman

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, BUT only enough blood to run one at a time."-- Robin Williams

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."-- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)