Water Vs Wine

A scientific study by Carrie.

WATER
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, after 12 months we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are essentially consuming 2.2 pounds of crap per year.

WINE
We do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey [Makers Mark*], vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Crap
WINE = Health

It is better to drink wine and talk crap, than it is to drink water and be full of crap. Besides, as my dear aunt used to say, "Water will rust your pipes."There is no need to thank me for this valuable information, I am doing it as a public service and because I have a kind heart. : )


*I am an Ambassador for Makers Mark, but I preferJim Beam Black Label. -Tramp

FOOTNOTE: I showed my brother (the attorney) my Ambassador Card for Makers Mark once and he said, "Oh yeah, I'm an Ambassador too".
I said, "No, I'm an Ambassador. You're a Dumbassador".