Thursday, January 04, 2007

Sharpen Your Pencils

Trivia Quiz: Weird Trivia
Average Score: 4.0 / 10 = 40%

Question 1: Actress Goldie Hawn recently disclosed in her autobiography, that what nearly ruined her life?
A: a car accident

B: cannabis
C: an eating disorder
D: allergies

Question 2: American Dennis Avner is known as what?
A: the human cannon ball

B: the human garbage disposal
C: the human cat
D: the human encyclopedia

Question 3: What did former rock star Ozzie Osbourne recently say about rock band Black Sabbath?
A: they wouldn't make an album just for the money

B: they are old and past their prime
C: they are the best rock band ever
D: he wants to join their band

Question 4: Who is the Grandpa Gang?
A: three German men ranging from ages 64-73 who are on trial for 14 bank robberies

B: a 'boy band' of elderly men
C: an exclusively male fishing group
D: an organization celebrating the values needed to be a committed grandfather

Question 5: A man driving a car in South Africa had his cell phone stolen from him. What did he get as evidence to capture the thief?!
A: a picture of the thief

B: the thief's fingerprints
C: the thief's shoe
D: the thief's ear

Question 6: A law was recently passed in Austin, Texas to crack down on what?
A: drinking and driving

B: animal abuse
C: pornography
D: suggestive cheerleading moves

Question 7: A woman in Serbia is pregnant with her first child and may become the world's oldest mother, how old is she?
A: 65

B: 66
C: 67
D: 68

Question 8: A town in what U.S. city has the most expensive real estate in the country?
A: Milwaukee

B: San Francisco
C: Seattle
D: Chicago

Question 9: A picture phone saved a British man's life when he used it to take a picture of what?
A: a snake that had bitten him

B: the spot where a land mine had been planted in his yard
C: a spider that had bitten him
D: a list of everything he was allergic to in case of emergencies

Question 10: What kind of birds are terrorizing residents in Cranford, New Jersey?
A: pigeons

B: crows
C: seagulls
D: turkeys

Answers.

Question 1: Actress Goldie Hawn recently disclosed in her autobiography, that what nearly ruined her life?
B: cannabis
Question 2: American Dennis Avner is known as what?
C: the human cat
Question 3: What did former rock star Ozzie Osbourne recently say about rock band Black Sabbath?

A: they wouldn't make an album just for the money
Question 4: Who is the Grandpa Gang?

A: three German men ranging from ages 64-73 who are on trial for 14 bank robberies
Question 5: A man driving a car in South Africa had his cell phone stolen from him. What did he get as evidence to capture the thief?

D: the thief's ear
Question 6: A law was recently passed in Austin, Texas to crack down on what?

D: suggestive cheerleading moves
Question 7: A woman in Serbia is pregnant with her first child and may become the world's oldest mother, how old is she?

C: 67
Question 8: A town in what U.S. city has the most expensive real estate in the country?

B: San Francisco
Question 9: A picture phone saved a British man's life when he used it to take a picture of what?

C: a spider that had bitten him
Question 10: What kind of birds are terrorizing residents in Cranford, New Jersey?

D: turkeys

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

CRAP! I took the quiz on my tax form and now I owe
Uncle Sam some cannibus and a turkey.

Thursday, January 04, 2007 4:56:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send the government any cannabis.

It's a trick!

Thursday, January 04, 2007 7:43:00 PM  

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