Saddam’s Obit

Here is some news from Carrie.

All of the obits written about Saddam were incomplete. They left out a complete listing of his surviving sons and daughters.

A corrected paragraph follows:

He was predeceased by two sons, Uday and Qusay, and is survived by 15 sons:
Sooflay, a restaurateur;
Guday, who lives in Australia;
Huray, a sports fanatic;
Sashay, who is gay;
Kuntay and Kintay, twins living in Africa;
Sayhay, a baseball player;
Ojay, a stalker and murderer;
Gulay, a singer and entertainer;
Ebay, an internet entrepreneur;
Biliray, a country music star;
Ecksray, a radiologist;
Puray, a manufacturer of kitchen blenders;
Raygay, who lives in Jamaica;
and Tupay, who is bald,

and by seven daughters:
Lattay, a coffee-shop owner;
Bufay, a big eater;
Dushay, owner of a feminine-care- products company;
Phayray, an actress;
Sapheway, a grocery store owner;
Ollay, who lives in Mexico;
and Gudlay, a prostitute.

There is reportedly another surviving son, Oyvay, but the family has disowned him.