Suggested Name Change
I contacted the company that makes Budweiser beer the other day.
I sent in a suggestion that it be called: "Making Love in a Row Boat."
The company executive contacted me and said, "We can't use the name because it is too long. But we would like very much to know why you suggested that name."
I said, "Well, making love in a row boat is f**king near water. That is exactly what your beer is.”
posted by Tramp at
Thursday, February 15, 2007
14 Comments:
guess one day i'll have to try some of your home brew, and then maybe i'll give up my bud. ;)
Sorry S-Girl, I've had it in for Bud for a long time.
I'll lay off if you want.
I think I may have a solution to this.
Southergirl, take comfort in knowing Bud Light is the
#1 selling beer in the US.
Tramp, take comfort in knowing Bud tastes like #1.
way to be diplomatic. ;)
and tramp - NO! you're not offending me at all. i'm just messin with ya.
but i have to say, i would not drink bud lite unless i was dyin of thirst, and even then, i'd have to think about it.
now if i were able to get my hands on some of your beer...
i'd certainly be willing to try it. :)
oh, and "making love in a rowboat", and the explanation which followed, is quite *snork*worthy!
The top ten best selling beers in the US are;
1. Bud Light
2. Budweiser
3. Miller Lite
4. Coors Light
5. Corona Extra
6. Natural Light
7. Heineken
8. Michelob Ultra Light
9. Busch Light
10. Miller High Life
And S-Girl, if you want my recipe, I'll give it to you. Beer is very easy to make.
OOPS! Let me re-phrase that.
Tramp, take comfort in knowing Bud tastes like #2.
I believe you were right the first time.
Christobol and I were discussing home brewing one time when he asked if I had any simple recipes. I responded that I did, my recipe for Budweiser was an easy one.
Pee in a bag of garbage and shake well!
Sorry, S-Girl.
no need to be - it's funny!
and i'll have ya know i'm not drinkin a bud right now.
i'm drinkin a bud ice. :)
and sure! i'd love to have the recipe!
I'll post a detailed recipe.
But be warned.
Once you drink this, you will never drink Bud again!
HEY!
I am waiting on the recipe....but want a bottle of the real deal first. Wife is coming to PIT for a visit- can you send her with one of tne BELGIUM brews? That way I don't have to worry about drinking and driving......good plan, eh?
I'll send a couple of them with her.
But I am not kidding, this stuff will spoil you. They don't call it the best beer in the world for nothing!
And at 11.3% alcohol, a couple is all you need. Two of these have as much alcohol as an American beer six pack.
Now if I could only get that recipe. Even if the Monks weren't sworn to secrecy, there's that whole 'vow of silence' thing...
One will be enough. Two, I'd have to share with the husband....
One? Only one!!!
Forgive her Saint Obnoxious for she knoweth not what she sayeth.
Only one!! Dare you anger Saint Obnoxious, the patron saint of beer! You need to go there noe and beg forgiveness.
http://www.saintobnoxious.com
Oh, and go to the 'Fun Stuff' link and download the 'Beer Lovers Anthem'.
But don't let your children hear it!
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