Sunday, March 25, 2007

Even Him?

Corrine has a fictional story that looks as if it were fact!

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Just One Wish

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."


The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

c'mon, admit it...y'all like that we are somewhat mysterious, right?

Sunday, March 25, 2007 3:08:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

Sunday, March 25, 2007 5:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*THWACK!!!*

Thursday, March 29, 2007 11:46:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

There is an old Jamacian saying that seems to be true.

It goes, "If you don't listen,you will feel"

Friday, March 30, 2007 2:22:00 AM  

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