Post Number 2600

Two thousand and six hundred of these things have been put on this site.
Does that make me long winded?

This one goes to Trev. He has a few good ones.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar and says, "Excuse me, would you have sex with a man you didn't know for one million dollars?"
She thinks about the proposition for a minute, and then replies,"Yes, I would sleep with a man I don't know for a million dollars."
The man then asks,"Would you sleep with me for fifty cents?"
Insulted, the woman replies, "Of course not! How could you ask me such a thing?"
The man states, "Well, we've already established the fact that you're a whore. Now I'm just haggling over the price."

A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as Mayor. After the election results were in, a horde of reporters surrounded him and began asking him questions on how he won.
A young reporter walked up to him and said," Mr. Mayor, I understand that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people, shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies ...I even heard that you kissed a parakeet. "
The Mayor replied, "That's right young man, I brought the campaign to the people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a parakeet... I kissed a cockatoo."

Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."
The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband."
She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold- medal-winning quarter-miler."
"How so?"
"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."