What Me Worry?
Southern Girl has some wise words which are a good fit for this day today.
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
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Irish Words of Wisdom
why worry?
there are only two things in life to worry about.
either you are sick, or you are well.
if you're well, you've got nothing to worry about.
if you're sick, you've got two things to worry about.
either you will live, or you will die.
if you live, you've got nothing to worry about.
if you die, you have two things to worry about.
either you're going to go to heaven, or you're going to go to hell.
if you go to heaven, you've got nothing to worry about.
and if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy greeting friends
that you won't have time to worry!
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Since it's an Irish Holiday today,
here is an old Irish saying that I just made up!
Tis better to be Irish
Tis Irish to be better!
posted by Tramp at
Saturday, March 17, 2007
4 Comments:
I'm only half Slav.
I'm also half Vampire.
My father was born in Transylvania.
And he was easily meaner than that old Count!
(I vant to bite your neck!!!)
Heathen?
Heathen???
I'll come down there and heathen your ass!
Wait. How do you 'heathen' someone?
when you find out, you can let us know, so we can decide if we want to try it, too. ;)
Well, in my religion, I know you can instant heathen yourself by eating meat on Friday during Lent!
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