Saturday, March 17, 2007

What Me Worry?

Southern Girl has some wise words which are a good fit for this day today.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

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Irish Words of Wisdom

why worry?

there are only two things in life to worry about.

either you are sick, or you are well.
if you're well, you've got nothing to worry about.
if you're sick, you've got two things to worry about.

either you will live, or you will die.
if you live, you've got nothing to worry about.
if you die, you have two things to worry about.

either you're going to go to heaven, or you're going to go to hell.
if you go to heaven, you've got nothing to worry about.
and if you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy greeting friends
that you won't have time to worry!

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Since it's an Irish Holiday today,
here is an old Irish saying that I just made up!

Tis better to be Irish
Tis Irish to be better!

7 Comments:

Blogger gnno said...

Tis much,much better!!!!! than bein Yugoslavian...There isnt a Yugoday is there????????????????????????????????????????

Saturday, March 17, 2007 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger Tramp said...

I'm only half Slav.

I'm also half Vampire.

My father was born in Transylvania.

And he was easily meaner than that old Count!

(I vant to bite your neck!!!)

Sunday, March 18, 2007 2:29:00 AM  
Blogger Peg-Leg said...

IRISH - I say
only 1/2 anyway - other 1/2 is Heathen

Hey Jeno~!

Sunday, March 18, 2007 3:32:00 AM  
Blogger Peg-Leg said...

Didn't spell that right, but....
I'm NOT a "Vamp"

Sunday, March 18, 2007 3:34:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Heathen?

Heathen???

I'll come down there and heathen your ass!

Wait. How do you 'heathen' someone?

Sunday, March 18, 2007 5:23:00 PM  
Anonymous southerngirl said...

when you find out, you can let us know, so we can decide if we want to try it, too. ;)

Monday, March 19, 2007 11:03:00 AM  
Blogger Tramp said...

Well, in my religion, I know you can instant heathen yourself by eating meat on Friday during Lent!

Monday, March 19, 2007 5:55:00 PM  

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