Dolphins

A guy I know is a fan of the Miami Dolphins NFL football team. He tells me that dolphins are intelligent creatures. I know that they are, but it’s not my style to let it go at that. I like to tease people. So I tell him, “Is that so? Well, let’s find out. I’m going to call one.”

Then I pick up my cell phone and pretend to make a call. This is what he hears.
“Hello, is Flipper there?
Oh, hi Flipper. How’s it going with you?
What? Did you get caught in a tuna net? Did you?
Well, that’s not very intelligent.
There goes that myth!
Oh well, I'll be seeing you later.
Probably in a can of Chicken Of The Sea, right?
Bye now!”