Internet Dating For Seniors

From Carrie.

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WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE INTERNET?

FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching White shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: BOCA TECA: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem
SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and Enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: TAMARAC: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?: Boca Largo I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS: PALM ISLES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
IN MINT CONDITION: Platina Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.


DR. MARDY'S THOUGHT OF THE WEEK:
"You don't need the best of everything to be happy, but you do need to be happy to enjoy the best of everything."