The King Of The Dumbasses

You've heard of the Keystone Cops, right?

Well, Carrie has the Keystone Robber!

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Gas for the drive to the convenience store: $2.00

Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity and pack piece: $165.00

9mm handgun purchased on the low-low from Ray-Ray in the 'hood: $150.00

Failing to master the art of holding onto your weapon during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS