How To Play An Instrument

From Irene.

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This guy was working on a building site one day nailing a fence together with a nail gun. It was the type that fires a nail straight through the planks and pins them together. Unfortunately, someone above him dropped a brick right on his head, causing him to fall over and accidentally fire four nail into his pecker.
Some days later he wakes up in hospital to find a doctor standing by his bed.
"I've got some bad news and some good news," says the doctor.
"What's the bad news" replied the man.
"You've got four holes in your penis where the nails went through."
"Darn, what's the good news?"
"I'm going to send you to see a specialist."
"Great, does he do plastic surgery?"
"No, but he plays the flute."