Drunk Business

From Irene.

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A guy is sitting in a bar drunk.
He asks the bartender where the bathroom is at.
The bartender said, "Go down the hall and make a right."
Soon, everyone at the bar hears a loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom. A few minutes go by again and everyone hears another loud scream coming from the bathroom again. This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why drunk is screaming.
He opens the door and asks the drunk, "What's all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away."
The drunk says, "Every time I go to flush the toilet, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, "Get off of my mop bucket!!"