Money Isn't Everything!

From Corrine, who I swear is only trying to be helpful.

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I know for many of you, the current economy has dealt some pretty hard cards. Please know that I'm always on the lookout for employment opportunities that could enhance the future for us all. I hope one of you gets hired for this position.

Judging by the number of applicants, the situation must be more dire than I originally perceived.

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Job description: HORSE RIDE ASSISTANT

Job location: Beach in Tambaba

Salary: $5/week

People needed: 3

APPLICANTS (so far): 6,437,943

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