As Shakespeare Would Say...

Shakespearian Insult Kit

Next time that you are at a loss for a good insult,

use this handy table to construct a Shakespearean insult.

Combine one word from each of the three columns below,

and preface it with the word "Thou":

___Column_1_______Columm_2________Column_3__________
______artless ______base-court ______apple-john ______
______bawdy ______bat-fowling ______baggage ______
______beslubbering ______beef-witted ______barnacle ______
______bootless ______beetle-headed ______bladder ______
______churlish ______boil-brained ______boar-pig ______
______cockered ______clapper-clawed ______bugbear ______
______clouted ______clay-brained ______bum-bailey ______
______craven ______common-kissing ______canker-blossom ______
______currish ______crook-pated ______clack-dish ______
______dankish ______dismal-dreaming______clotpole ______
______dissembling ______dizzy-eyed ______coxcomb ______
______droning ______doghearted ______codpiece ______
______errant ______dread-bolted ______death-token ______
______fawning ______earth-vexing ______dewberry ______
______fobbing ______elf-skinned ______flap-dragon ______
______froward ______fat-kidneyed ______flax-wench ______
______frothy ______fen-sucked ______flirt-gill ______
______gleeking ______flap-mouthed ______foot-licker ______
______goatish ______fly-bitten ______fustilarian ______
______gorbellied ______folly-fallen ______giglet ______
______impertinent ______fool-born ______gudgeon ______
______infectious ______full-gorged ______haggard ______
______jarring ______guts-griping ______harpy ______
______loggerheaded ______half-faced ______hedge-pig ______
______lumpish ______hasty-witted ______horn-beast ______
______mammering ______hedge-born ______hugger-mugger ______
______mangled ______hell-hated ______joithead ______
______mewling ______idle-headed ______lewdster ______
______paunchy ______ill-breeding ______lout ______
______pribbling ______ill-nurtured ______maggot-pie ______
______puking ______knotty-pated ______malt-worm ______
______puny ______milk-livered ______mammet ______
______qualling ______motley-minded ______measle ______
______rank ______onion-eyed ______minnow ______
______reeky ______plume-plucked ______miscreant ______
______roguish ______pottle-deep ______moldwarp ______
______ruttish ______pox-marked ______mumble-news ______
______saucy ______reeling-ripe ______nut-hook ______
______spleeny ______rough-hewn ______pigeon-egg ______
______spongy ______rude-growing ______pignut ______
______surly ______rump-fed ______puttock ______
______tottering ______shard-borne ______pumpion ______
______unmuzzled ______sheep-biting ______ratsbane ______
______vain ______spur-galled ______scut ______
______venomed ______swag-bellied ______skainsmate ______
______villainous ______tardy-gaited ______strumpet ______
______warped ______tickle-brained ______varlet ______
______wayward ______toad-spotted ______vassal ______
______weedy ______unchin-snouted ______whey-face ______
______yeasty ______weather-bitten ______wagtail ______