Friday, December 14, 2007

Highway Safety

I have an idea for increasing highway safety dramatically in this country.
The inspiration for this idea comes from Geno.

I'll send it to the 'USDOPWTAHSARSFCATDAARED*'.

What they need to do is send couples vouchers for romantic evenings on the town in order to cause them to become much safer drivers about nine months later!

I think this will work. But let's try to keep Congress* out of this. They could screw even this up. They are pros, you know?


* 'The United States Department Of People Who Think About Highway Safety After Reading Suggestions From Citizens And Throwing Darts At A Really Expensive Dartboard'

** 1. 'The United States Department Of People Who Screw Everything Up'.
`````2. 'The Opposite Of Progress'.

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