Food One Liners

I think I'm hungry!

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Butter vs. Margarine ? I trust cows over scientists.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets."

“If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose." --Jack Handy

"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt." --Seen on a girl's T-shirt.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some things are just better rich.

I’d rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

A converted cannibal is one who, on Friday, eats only fishermen.

Did you hear about the M&M inspector that got fired for tossing out all the W's?