Geno Gets Wounded

Geno walks into a tavern and sits down.
The side of his face is bruised and bleeding, so the bartender asks, "What in the world happened to you, buddy?"
Geno says "Oh, I got into a fight with my neighbor and I called her a two-bit whore."
"Yeah," says the bartender. "What did she do?"
"She hit me with her bag of quarters!"