A New Holiday

Tomorrow is a new Holiday. It is loosely based on Mother's Day, in name only, not in principal. It comes one week after Mother's Day.

A board of fifteen voted unanimously in it's favor. The fifteen voters were myself, Bobby, Stewart, and twelve beers.

This Holiday is designed to let certain people in your life know exactly how you feel about them. If you have had the opportunity to meet anyone who qualifies as a jerk, an asswipe, a shitstain, or any of the other closely related descriptions, tomorrow is their day.

Give them a call and wish them a
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HAPPY

MOTHERFUCKERS

DAY!