Wednesday, June 11, 2008

He Did What?

Here is a typical everyday news story.
This guy was in an outhouse...
in the holding tank...
and naked.
Yeah, I'm sure he had his reasons.

And no, I don't want to know what they were.

Pa. crews rescue nude man stuck in portable potty
LEBANON, Pa. (AP) - Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty. Authorities say the 31-year-old man used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.
Police say the man had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.
Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."
Police charged the man with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They said he didn't suffer any serious injuries.


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