Family Business

An elderly Mafioso was on his death bed. He asked to see his grandson. He told the grandson that he wanted him to have his pistol. The grandson said "Oh Grandfather, I don't like guns, I'd much rather have that Rolex watch of yours". The Grandfather said "You listen to me. One day, you will take over the family business. You are going to have a lot of money. You will have a big house. And you will have a beautiful wife. One day, you will come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What are you gonna do? Point to the watch and say "Times up"?

Oh, and this is good, too.

One Year On Mars

Update: The link wasn't working. Had a snafu with the fubar. It works now. I hit it with a hammer (Or in Slyeyes case, a shoe).