Stupid Criminals

We were out on the Ohio river for the weekend and decided to stay in a marina for the evening. We docked the boat and set up for overnight. Then we headed up to the marina for food and drink. A good time was had by all.

We retired for the evening to the boat and the night was uneventful, or so we thought. As I got up in the morning I noticed one of my deck fill caps (kind of like a fuel cap but to different tanks) was open. There was a piece of hose on the dock next to it and what appeared to be a puddle of vomit. A thief had tried to steal gas in the middle of the night but mistook the holding tank cap for the gas cap (a holding tank is connected to the toilet). We knew what had happened and jokes about crap abounded.

I mentioned that it was no wonder he had gotten sick. He must have realized what he was doing amounted to cannibalism.