In The Doghouse
My wife has not spoken to me in three days...
I think it has something to do with what happened on Thursday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter?" I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
4 Comments:
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Sorry, I'll behave from now on (crosses fingers).
ooohhh you are in BIG trouble...hee hee
Trouble is my middle name. I'm not afraid of the wif......Oh crap, here she comes. Gotta go........
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