You Might Be A........

YOU MAY BE A NURSE IF
* You occasionally park in the space with the 'Physicians Only' sign, and knock it over.
* You always follow the rules, but you're wise enough to forget them sometimes.
* You have seen more moons than the Hubbell telescope.
* You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them.
* You believe that the saying, 'It can't get any worse' causes it to get worse just to show you it can.
* You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom.
* You've ever thought a blood pressure cuff would be an excellent gift for Christmas.
* You've ever spent more money on a stethoscope than on a car payment.
* You believe any job where you can drive to work in pajamas is a cool job.
* The ER is a mixture of can do, can't do, and why not!
* You consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.
* You know it's a full moon without having to look at the sky.
* You've ever had a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring and twelve earrings say, "I'm afraid of shots."

[From AndyChaps]
Thanks to Melissa at The Mouthpiece