I Don't See The Problem

If Men Got Pregnant...

* Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
* There'd be a cure for stretch marks.
* Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem.
* All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness.
* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
* Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute.
* Fathers would demand that their sons be home from dates by 10:00pm.
* Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags.
* They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
* Paternity suits would be a line of clothes.
* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months.
* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree.

[From AndyChaps]

Thanks to Melissa at The Mouthpiece