Funny But Dumb Quotes From The World Of Sports

"I'm rich. What am I supposed to do, hide it?" -Detroit Tiger Lou Whitaker, arriving in a stretch limo for a players' union meeting during the 1994 baseball strike.
"I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf." -Tug McGraw, asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf "
There is one word in America that says it all, and that word is, 'You never know.'"-Pitcher Joaquin Andujar "
He's the about the size of a lot of guys that size." -Offensive coordinator Gary Crowton, on QB Cade McNown "
It's almost like we have ESPN."-Magic Johnson, on how well he and James Worthy work together "
Tom."-Tom Nissalke, New coach of the NBA's Houston Rockets, when asked how he pronounced his name, 1966 "
Better teams win more often than the teams that are not so good." -Tom Watt, ex-Maple Leaves coach (his team was not so good) "
I'm glad you're doing this story on us and not on the WNBA. We're so much prettier than all the other women in sports." -Martina Hingis in Detour Magazine, 3/98 issue."
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."-Lou Duva, Veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regimen of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 1996."
He (Julio Cesar Chavez) speaks English, Spanish, and he'sbilingual, too." -Don King, boxing promoter."
Then I was skinnier. I hit it better, I putted better, and I could see better. Other than that, everything is the same." -PGA Senior Tour player Homero Blancas."
It's basically the same, just darker."-Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991"
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."-Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator