A Viagra Joke

Hang around anywhere long enough and eventually you will hear a Viagra joke. Here is mine.


A ninety year old man went to see his doctor. He told his doctor to get him some Viagra.
The doctor, slightly amused, said he could indeed do that for the man.
The man said he wanted the doctor to cut the pills into quarters.
The doctor replied that a quarter of a pill would not help the man perform sexually.
The man said, “I don’t care about all that. I just want enough so I don’t pee on my shoes”.