Sunday, June 25, 2006

Guessing Game


Corrine wants you to guess the mystery word. It's a tough one!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's *guess* ... that's right, *guess*! *guess* may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get *guess*-faced, Be *guess*-out-of-luck, Or have *guess* for brains. With a little effort, you can get your *guess* together, find a place for your *guess*, or be asked to *guess* or get off the pot. You can smoke *guess*, buy *guess*, sell *guess*, lose *guess*, find *guess*, forget *guess*, and tell others to eat *guess* Some people know their *guess*, while others can't tell the difference between *guess* and shineola. There are lucky *guess*s, dumb *guess*s, and crazy *guess*s. There is bull *guess*, horse *guess*, and chicken *guess*. You can throw *guess*, sling *guess*, catch *guess*, shoot the *guess*, or duck when the *guess* hits the fan. You can give a *guess* or serve *guess* on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep *guess* or be happier than a pig in *guess*. Some days are colder than *guess*, some days are hotter than *guess*, and some days are just plain *guess*ty. Some music sounds like *guess*, things can look like *guess*, and there are times when you feel like *guess*. You can have too much *guess*, not enough *guess*, the right *guess*, the wrong *guess* or a lot of weird *guess*. You can carry *guess*, have a mountain of *guess*, or find yourself up *guess* creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to *guess* and other times you fall in a bucket of *guess* and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your *guess*, you don't need to know anything else!! You could pass this along, if you give a *guess*; or not do so if you don't give a *guess*! Well, *guess*, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a *guess* and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of *guess*. But, if you happened to catch a load of *guess* from some *guess*-head...........

Well, *guess* Happens!!!

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