JUST BOUDREAUX

This story comes from Geno. He is a funny guy. I have to share this one.

A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he is in a good mood that day, he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name."Boudreaux," he replies. "Boudreaux what?" the officer asks. "Just Boudreaux," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, Boo tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
"Tell me Boudreaux, how did you lose your last name?"Boo replies, "It's a long story so stay wit me. I was born Boudreaux Dingaling. I know, funny last name. Duh kids used to tease me all duh time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades.Wen I got older I realized dat I wanted to be a doctor. I went thru college, medical school, internship, residency,finally got my degree so I was Boudreaux Dingaling, MD. Afta a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided den to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way thru school, got my degree so I was now Boudreaux Dingaling, MD, DDS.Got bored doin' dentistry so I started fooling around wit my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Boudreaux Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.Well, duh ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Boudreaux Dingaling MD with VD. Den the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so dey took away my MD, leaving me as Boudreaux Dingaling with VD. Den the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm juss Boudreaux."
The officer walked away in tears laughing...