Sweet Sends Me Great Advice

Sweet sent me this advice. I almost ignored it the second I saw the name Dr. Phil. I've always considered him an idiot. I've also wondered how a fat man can sell a diet book.

But Sweet has shown me the error of my ways. Dr. Phil just needs the correct interpretation. And Sweet is that interpreter. Have a look.



Tramp,

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. I just finished reading Dr. Phil’s book “Self Matters.”

Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished." I decide to take Dr. Phil's advice.So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning. I finished off. . .

* A bottle of White Zinfandel;
* A bottle of Baileys Irish Cream;
* A bottle of Kahlua;
* A package of Oreos;
* The remainder of my old Prozac prescription,
* The rest of the cheesecake;
* Some saltines;
* A box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

Xoxo,
Sweet