Corrine's New Car

Corrine stopped by to show me her new Lexus. Foreign crap, I thought. But she showed me a feature that made this car outstanding. I'll let her tell you.


I bought a new Lexus LS430 about two weeks ago. I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
He said, Watch this! T
he salesman said, Nelson!
The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
Willie, he continued and On the Road Again came from the speakers.
I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said Beatles I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car. I swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, ASSHOLES!
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.

Damn! I love this car!