Eight Year Olds Today

Today, I saw a young boy lighting a cigarette.
I asked him: "Aren't you a little young to be smoking, how old are you?"
"8 years old." Answered the boy.
"8? And how long have you been smoking?" I asked.
"Oh, I started right after I made love for the first time." the boy said.
"MADE LOVE? And when, may I ask, was that?" I continued.
The boy thought for a moment and replied: "I can't remember, I was drunk!"