A Double Dose Of Irene

Joey

Joey's teacher sent a note home to his Mother saying, "Joey seems to be a very bright boy, but spends too much of his time thinking about sex and girls."
The Mother wrote back the next day, "If you find a solution, please advise. I have the same problem with his Father."


Confrontation

The wife confronted her husband at the dinner table."Henry, I'm pretty sure you're cheating on me. I think I know with whom; I'm not real sure when or where; but I definitely don't know with what."