Limericks

Geno and I were playing in the comments section writing limericks.

For those of you who missed it, here they are.


There once was a fellow named Geno,
Who loved to go to casinos,
Whenever he played,
He always got laid,
And would always remark, "That was keeno!"


There once was a man named Geno,
Who never would use any Beano,
His bike wouldn't start,
So he let out a fart,
And coasted all the way to Reno!


I'm on a roll. Stand back.


There once was a man named Anheiser,
Who brewed up some crap called Budweiser,
He tried hard to sell it,
But people could smell it,
That's why both of his black eyes are!