Sweet On Flight Attendants

Look what I found today...a photo of Carrie back a few years ago...
If she can relate to the following she is definitely an ex-flight attendant....
Gee Carrie, I am jealous, wish I could do all these things...

Enjoy
Sweet

You Might Be A Flight Attendant If...

1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter
2. You search for a button to flush the toilet
3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store
4. You can pack for a 2 week trip to Europe in 1 roll-aboard.
5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them.
6. You NEVER unpack.
7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces.
8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin.
9. You care about the local news in a city three states away.
10. You can tie a neck scarf 36 ways.
11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit.
12. You understand and actually use the 24-hour clock.
13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin.
14. You don't think in "months"-you think in "bid packs".
15. You always point with two fingers.
16. You get a little too excited by certain types of ice.
17. You stand at the front door and politely say "bye-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home.
18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time", "For your safety", "Feel free" and "As a reminder".
19. You know what's on the cover of the current issues of In Touch, Star, and People magazines.
20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green".
21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows.
22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are.
23. You refer to cities by their airport codes.
24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling.
25. You actually understand every item on this list.