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Tourists Can Explore The Home Of A Minuteman
From missile silo to theme park


Here is the story of the infiltration of the
Roswell Missile Silo.


Clowns Sabotage Minuteman III Nuclear Missile
Here is a far fetched story. An actual quote
from this story goes as follows;
"When they were finished, the three clowns piled into a teeny-weeny car with a talking seal in the trunk, and the bearded lady drove them all off into the sunset. "

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