Is It That Time Already?

From Carrie.

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Bring on the St. Patrick’s Day jokes!
How about a limerick contest for the blog?

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into deep coma.

After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins... a boy and a girl. The babies are fine now. However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not me brother...he's a clueless idiot. Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

Denise," says the doctor.

The new mother is somewhat relieved and says, "Wow, that's a beautiful name. I guess I was wrong about my brother.... I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew"