Saturday, November 17, 2007

"Are you male or female?"

From TZ.
And let's hope he's right about the last item in at least this upcoming election!


1. Aside from getting sterilized, your birth control options are:
a. one
b. almost a dozen

2. When parking your car in a public garage you:
a. toss your keys jauntily to the attendant
b. hand your keys over politely

3. You haven't shaved in 4 days. The resulting stubble can be construed as:
a. sexy
b. gross

4. At the doctor's, a common request would be:
a. "Cough."
b. "Would you like to scoot down just a little more dear?"

5. As a sporty person, you need athletic support with:
a. one cup
b. two cups

6. When you're feeling insecure, what you say to your best friend is:
a. nothing
b. "Do I look fat?"

7. You've slept with several hundred people, one term used to describe you would be:
a. sports legend
b. tramp

8. The age it hits home that junk food will devastate your body is:
a. 35
b. 14

9. When you hear the words "hand wash," the first thing that comes to your mind is:
a. your car
b. panty hose

10. It`s the seventh game of the playoffs, bottom of the ninth, score tied. Bases are loaded with 2 outs. The man at bat has a .311 average against southpaws and the pitcher is a lefty. Your mate turns to you and says, "Do you want a back rub?" You are:
a. too busy screaming at the TV to even hear the question
b. daydreaming

11. Your idea of basic pump is:
a. an athletic shoe made by Nike
b. a heeled shoe made by Fayva

12. Multiple Orgasms are something you:
a. give
b. get

a = 1 point b = 2 points

0-12 Congratulations, you are a male. This means you have a greater lean-muscle-to-fat ratio, earn most of the money, and a select few of your gender can look forward to being president someday.

13-24 Congratulations, you are a female. This means you will live longer, have your choice of wearing either pants or a skirt in polite company, and no woman will ever be president.


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